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Friday, June 11, 2010

Kids Say The Darndest Things

the 6 year old: "Mom, did you know that boys go to college to get more knowledge, but girls go to Jupiter to get more stupider?"

me: "Where'd you hear that?"

the 6 year old: "VBS."

me: "That's great. Say, would you like to know how the real world works?"

the 6 year old: "No."

me: "That's okay, I'll tell you anyway. It's 'Girls go to college to get more knowledge. Boys go to college to join a fraternity and get drunk and stupid.' "

And that, my friends, is what she sing-songed the rest of the night while she skipped around. No no, I've patted myself on my own back, you don't need to do it again for me. ;)


  1. Bwahahahah! We saw a guy in a tee shirt with upside-down text reading "I <3 Kegstands"--described that variety of stupidity to our two. Funny the little "lessons" we can weasel in!

    Think of you all often...and am wishing you well.